The Return of DJ Fag.
He was pissed off there was no queston. DJ Fag had Bobby in his grip. JF tried to explain things but he would not listen.
Let him be JF! I deserve what I am getting. Bobby's words surprised JF, he never thought he would hear those words, from those
vocal chords. They were after all the most famous vocal chords in all of trance music, though this was not to say that they were the best.
But that is not what angered DJ Fag. No it was this. DJ Fag resented most the fact that Bobby refused to carry out his destiny.
They had built Bobby West Virginia to bring trance back home. But somehow Bobby had been corrupted, not by bleepy music, no that was a mere unmemorable blip on the timeline of EDM. No, what Bobby had done was far far worse.
You thief. I showed you the secret of 135 bpm music, and this is how you thank me? By going, the other way? It's true. It's all true. Bobby had fallen prey to Smokin Joles mantra, 'the only way up, is down' He used this philosophy to create 'Travelling'. This was what had started the quiteness war. Everywhere the smoke had not yet settled. You could hear birds singing along with this music, there was a curious, underwhelming energy. There was still energy in this, but that was because Bobby had made it, and Bobby was made to be the best. Even Dj Fag could not deny this, for indeed, He had built Bobby, a long time ago now. 'And such are the consequences of my ill judgement' mused DJ Fag. He explained to JF now, the reason for his anger. 'Under these conditions, allowing for the indesputable tendency of fad music, that is music made by novices, for the mere purpose of gimmick and quick fame, would in turn produce a plethora of quite music, until this was what all of trance music was perceived to be. In this way, trance would once again dissappear from the mainflow, to DJ Fags left membrane. This was not to his liking. He thrived upon the last great wave, as it had flowed in seeming perpetuity from the golden hands of The Varmint. This is what upset DJ Fag the most. This deafening silence..
Suddenly Foci appeared. "Please DJ Fag, give him another chance. We know that before he was corrupted, Bobby was making good progress in the name ofloudness. Foci called up a link to,'It's Time You Knew' "What is this?" JF was relieved to hear a little melody in Dj Fag's tone. He sounded pleased.'Meh!' He cast Bobby West to the ground, with a disdainful grunt. It seems we may have some use for him yet. But we will need to open him up again. He signalled over to his assistant, Tom, the mentalist. They put Bobby into some kind of coma, and carried him off over the hills , towards Trancellvania!
Friday, April 29, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Chapter 5
DO NOT USE. I AM STILL LOGGED IN!
This was the post they were all looking at. Inside the lab, it was dim, but then came a bright, bright sound, from the desktop speakers. They were looking at the page. 'Sir Wesley Oakes - It's Time You Knew' (on youtube).
WTF? shouted Foci out loud. JF LOL'd. Ron the dentist LOL'd. Roy Smither's LOL'd. A thirteen year old girl jacked up on Fanta Pinapple Flavour LOL'd. She took another pic of herself, it's what she did, almost every day. But who could blame her, she was so hot she even knitted her own sweaters. The whole family loved her, and everyone on the outside loved her. The King also loved her. And even the wicked witch of north-east asia loved her, like her own daughter. She was evil, but they all didn't know that, except the wicked witch of south east asia. Even Bobby West Virginia had been fooled. But when he saw the evil he knew, wait, evil must also have some use in creation. So he set out to change her, to remove the evil. He knew he could do it, because he himself had once been, evil. But we were all born good, Bobby knew that, he had seen it all the time. So it became his life's work, to save GIO from herself. This was hilarious!
JF LOL'd. Roy Smither's LOL'd. Even Cuntychop, without any front teeth, LOL'd.
It was only 8 pm.
This was the post they were all looking at. Inside the lab, it was dim, but then came a bright, bright sound, from the desktop speakers. They were looking at the page. 'Sir Wesley Oakes - It's Time You Knew' (on youtube).
WTF? shouted Foci out loud. JF LOL'd. Ron the dentist LOL'd. Roy Smither's LOL'd. A thirteen year old girl jacked up on Fanta Pinapple Flavour LOL'd. She took another pic of herself, it's what she did, almost every day. But who could blame her, she was so hot she even knitted her own sweaters. The whole family loved her, and everyone on the outside loved her. The King also loved her. And even the wicked witch of north-east asia loved her, like her own daughter. She was evil, but they all didn't know that, except the wicked witch of south east asia. Even Bobby West Virginia had been fooled. But when he saw the evil he knew, wait, evil must also have some use in creation. So he set out to change her, to remove the evil. He knew he could do it, because he himself had once been, evil. But we were all born good, Bobby knew that, he had seen it all the time. So it became his life's work, to save GIO from herself. This was hilarious!
JF LOL'd. Roy Smither's LOL'd. Even Cuntychop, without any front teeth, LOL'd.
It was only 8 pm.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Chapter 4
Origins.
Foci turned his head toward the house. He heard the sound of an electric piano. It was like a break, but how come there had been nothing before it? Foci's question would go unanswered for now. He listened. These vocals were different from what he was used to hearing. For one this it was a man's voice. Also, each phrase was unique, with barely any repetition.There was thus more of a narrative to the song, which in turn made the track a song as well. But the track as a whole took precedence after the break. It stunned Foci, could this be? Had someone from this accursed age finally found the secret that was long forgotten? Foci ran to the house. Alfred followed behind.
Foci found JF kneeling on the floor, looking exhauseted now. The strange glow had gone from his eyes, there were still so many questions and so few answers. Foci asked JF about the track. Why
did it begin like that? JF explained. "It's only part of the track. I found it on a server inside the forgotten land. No one there knew how it came to be there. The user's IP was hidden, and the server is now inactive. Even DJ FAG was at a loss, but of course he has no way of knowing about everything that happens within the forgotten land. However there is some hope. The user who uploaded this track left a note attached with the file.
HI ALL, THIS IS THE RADIO MIX OF THE NEW TRACK BY NO 1 DJ BOBBY WEST VIRGINIA. GET THE FULL CLUB MIX ON MY DEBUT ALBUM! IT STARTS WITH A LOT OF ENERGY AND KEEPS YOU MOVING UNTIL THE BREAK. BUT FOR THE RADIO MIX I HAVE THE BREAK SERVING AS THE INTRO!
JF continued now. "The problem is, there is no release date, and there is (strangely) no date left attached to the post on the server. As you well know Foci, the forgotten land had once been DJ FAG's hometown of Virginia in the USA. But after the emergence of bleepy music, he decided, for better or worse, to keep his secret from the world! As we have learned, he used a combination
of science and magic to remove Virginia(and all it's residents!) from time and space as we know it!
That is why it takes ten years to reach the forgotten land. It is not the physical distance which matters, indeed there is none. It is the mental distance which one must travel that makes it so arduos. In order to reach the forgotten land I had to leave my body completely. My body was fed via intraveneous drip while our good friend Ron the Dentist watched over me.
Foci began to yawn. All the excitement had begun to take it's toll physically. Ok, it's great to have you back dad, we should find this Bobby West guy somehow. JF nodded, but he was to tired to say anything more.
UP NEXT!
Chapter 5
Why is there no date or IP adress on Bobby West VIrginia's post? Could it be that he has somehow escaped from the forgotten land?
Foci turned his head toward the house. He heard the sound of an electric piano. It was like a break, but how come there had been nothing before it? Foci's question would go unanswered for now. He listened. These vocals were different from what he was used to hearing. For one this it was a man's voice. Also, each phrase was unique, with barely any repetition.There was thus more of a narrative to the song, which in turn made the track a song as well. But the track as a whole took precedence after the break. It stunned Foci, could this be? Had someone from this accursed age finally found the secret that was long forgotten? Foci ran to the house. Alfred followed behind.
Foci found JF kneeling on the floor, looking exhauseted now. The strange glow had gone from his eyes, there were still so many questions and so few answers. Foci asked JF about the track. Why
did it begin like that? JF explained. "It's only part of the track. I found it on a server inside the forgotten land. No one there knew how it came to be there. The user's IP was hidden, and the server is now inactive. Even DJ FAG was at a loss, but of course he has no way of knowing about everything that happens within the forgotten land. However there is some hope. The user who uploaded this track left a note attached with the file.
HI ALL, THIS IS THE RADIO MIX OF THE NEW TRACK BY NO 1 DJ BOBBY WEST VIRGINIA. GET THE FULL CLUB MIX ON MY DEBUT ALBUM! IT STARTS WITH A LOT OF ENERGY AND KEEPS YOU MOVING UNTIL THE BREAK. BUT FOR THE RADIO MIX I HAVE THE BREAK SERVING AS THE INTRO!
JF continued now. "The problem is, there is no release date, and there is (strangely) no date left attached to the post on the server. As you well know Foci, the forgotten land had once been DJ FAG's hometown of Virginia in the USA. But after the emergence of bleepy music, he decided, for better or worse, to keep his secret from the world! As we have learned, he used a combination
of science and magic to remove Virginia(and all it's residents!) from time and space as we know it!
That is why it takes ten years to reach the forgotten land. It is not the physical distance which matters, indeed there is none. It is the mental distance which one must travel that makes it so arduos. In order to reach the forgotten land I had to leave my body completely. My body was fed via intraveneous drip while our good friend Ron the Dentist watched over me.
Foci began to yawn. All the excitement had begun to take it's toll physically. Ok, it's great to have you back dad, we should find this Bobby West guy somehow. JF nodded, but he was to tired to say anything more.
UP NEXT!
Chapter 5
Why is there no date or IP adress on Bobby West VIrginia's post? Could it be that he has somehow escaped from the forgotten land?
Friday, January 14, 2011
Chapter 3
Foci was out of breath when he fell in front of JF. Father, you have returned, but what is that you hold with you. JF showed him the flash drive. F-father, is that dreaded thing not used to store mp3's. What manner of evil have you brought upon us father? JF's eyes were aglow. He did not seem to be listening to Foci at all. Foci grew afraid. He started to run but then JF chased after him. He grabbed Foci with both hands and told him, 'it is futile to run. We will not stop until you hear this track.' Foci screamed, Alfred! Alfred! Help, it's dad, he came back, b-but something wrong!' Alfred came running out with a butcher knife. JF threw Foci down and ran in behind Alfred, to the open door he had left. There he locked it, and went to the Stereo System. He placed the flash drive in the usb drive, then pressed play on the track 'It's time you knew'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbCmCZFg4A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbCmCZFg4A
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Chapter 2
The Return of JF
Foci looked around the attic. There was a large freezer in the attic, but when he opened it, there were vinyls inside.
The power had long since been turned off on this freezer. Now only the past remained frozen within. He ran his fingers
over the surface of his favourite twelve inch. It was called 'Two in One' by 'Members of Payday'. But Foci
felt a little ashamed of his feelings. What would JF say? Was it too 'cheesy'. No, Foci decided at last, this was a good track,
even JF would think so..
But where was JF? It had been so long since he had departed. It took ten years to reach the forgotten land. It had already been twelve years
since that day. It was Fiesto. Nobody in bubblegum land could deny it. Fiesto had given trance life, and Fiesto had taken it's life away.
Many were left wondering how to go on the day he finally cleared out all his stock. The Trance Company which had been going for so long,
finally closed it's doors. Things were different now they said. But JF couldn't accept that. So he left Foci and set out for the forgotten land.
He hoped he would finally meet DJ FAG and learn the secret that had been forgotten.
Foci looked out the window, he could see the hills. He rubbed his eyes hard, for he could not believe his eyes. There casting a long shadow over the valley, stood JF!
He had chosen this very moment to reappear! Foci could not contain his joy. He ran downstairs and out the back door. He ran over the newly mowed lawns, and past the horses stables.
He could make out JF's eyes now in the distance.
Foci looked around the attic. There was a large freezer in the attic, but when he opened it, there were vinyls inside.
The power had long since been turned off on this freezer. Now only the past remained frozen within. He ran his fingers
over the surface of his favourite twelve inch. It was called 'Two in One' by 'Members of Payday'. But Foci
felt a little ashamed of his feelings. What would JF say? Was it too 'cheesy'. No, Foci decided at last, this was a good track,
even JF would think so..
But where was JF? It had been so long since he had departed. It took ten years to reach the forgotten land. It had already been twelve years
since that day. It was Fiesto. Nobody in bubblegum land could deny it. Fiesto had given trance life, and Fiesto had taken it's life away.
Many were left wondering how to go on the day he finally cleared out all his stock. The Trance Company which had been going for so long,
finally closed it's doors. Things were different now they said. But JF couldn't accept that. So he left Foci and set out for the forgotten land.
He hoped he would finally meet DJ FAG and learn the secret that had been forgotten.
Foci looked out the window, he could see the hills. He rubbed his eyes hard, for he could not believe his eyes. There casting a long shadow over the valley, stood JF!
He had chosen this very moment to reappear! Foci could not contain his joy. He ran downstairs and out the back door. He ran over the newly mowed lawns, and past the horses stables.
He could make out JF's eyes now in the distance.
Chapter 1
Reprimanding Foci.
One day cricket you say? Why Foci, what is this thing you speak of? From whom did you perceive such a preposterous clomage? You mean to teall me that in this abominable situation, a man is forced to swing without thought, in pursuit of a quick fifty? You are serious when you relay to me that he finds himself in conflict over his shot selection? Why Foci, this is insanity. It is akin to rape, even murder. Oh this is dreadful Foci, what would your dear departed father JF say if he hears you have been mixing with these hoodlums? Please Foci, go upstairs right away and polish the vinyls, this should give you a chance to rid your mind of this nonsense!
One day cricket you say? Why Foci, what is this thing you speak of? From whom did you perceive such a preposterous clomage? You mean to teall me that in this abominable situation, a man is forced to swing without thought, in pursuit of a quick fifty? You are serious when you relay to me that he finds himself in conflict over his shot selection? Why Foci, this is insanity. It is akin to rape, even murder. Oh this is dreadful Foci, what would your dear departed father JF say if he hears you have been mixing with these hoodlums? Please Foci, go upstairs right away and polish the vinyls, this should give you a chance to rid your mind of this nonsense!
Sunday, December 26, 2010
What is the best place to spend your money when snacking out on the road? I vote for the bakery! This is how I cam to this conclusion. Everything else you could easily snack on, potato chips, ice-cream, chocolates and sweets for example, all these are best stored at home, purchased in bulk, that's what makes economic sense. But cake is different. You can't just store cake away, nothing tastes like a freshly backed one. I like eating lots of cake then. But maybe I'll grow bored of it by tomorrow..
Thursday, December 23, 2010
This is How It Feels
This is How It Feels by Wesley Oakes 24 December 2010
This is how it feels. It's funny but this is the only way to describe it.
You have to go now, mommy doesn't love you anymore.
Mommy has a new little boy, you have to go find someone new.
The sky is empty there are no stars. The ocean is my due.
Underwater is the only place for me. With my wreath.
Under the water is where I belong, it's the only place I can breathe!
I don't want to feel happy anymore. I don't want to eat or drink anymore.
It's better this way, it's what you wanted. I want to give you that.
I always wanted to give you everything you wanted, with no catch.
This is such a beautiful view on christmas eve. I took a picture of you.
It's the one that I believed in. It's the one I want to take with me.
Please, Father, will you make me a new Chevanne. Amen.
This is how it feels. It's funny but this is the only way to describe it.
You have to go now, mommy doesn't love you anymore.
Mommy has a new little boy, you have to go find someone new.
The sky is empty there are no stars. The ocean is my due.
Underwater is the only place for me. With my wreath.
Under the water is where I belong, it's the only place I can breathe!
I don't want to feel happy anymore. I don't want to eat or drink anymore.
It's better this way, it's what you wanted. I want to give you that.
I always wanted to give you everything you wanted, with no catch.
This is such a beautiful view on christmas eve. I took a picture of you.
It's the one that I believed in. It's the one I want to take with me.
Please, Father, will you make me a new Chevanne. Amen.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
but I do like the feedback mr mystery. it's scary how fine the line is between idiocy and keen insight. I'll tell you why. As I listen to my track Fool - One Day, and compare with something by markus SCUL for example, I become blatantly aware, where this mix will fail upon the dancefloor AS IT IS. BUT, if I never posted it, IF I never felt the frustration of the listners around the globe, then
I would not know, beyond any doubt. No something in this track must go. Something, some part of it is holding it back from being what it must be, proper trance. But if these folks had taken the time to appreciate it for what it is, all would be lost. We artists need slightly insenstive, demanding listeners to give us the final nudge, when it comes to the crux time. But I have no regrets, cos by next week I will have Fool - One Day 'Supernova Mix' or uh, something. But still, more discerning listners will enjoy the kind of stunted, chilled vibe of this track. It will always be the original mix, and where would we be if everyone just threw together guaranteed club hits. I will tell you where. Every track will sound the same, and trance will be dead. There will be no real interest in trance cos there will be no more songs. And only bedroom producers licking the balls of the 'big names'. They will shout out mindlessly 'his is huge' whenever they feel the surge of energy from a perfect trancer. But there will be non real substance. Wait, isn't that trance already. Is it not this horribly negative attitude to true artistry that make the scene a laughing stock at times. LOOK, yes, we all know what we want trance to be, but we can't have trance all the time. Trance is a place that must be found, after a bit of searching. That is the sacrifice I have made for trance.
I would not know, beyond any doubt. No something in this track must go. Something, some part of it is holding it back from being what it must be, proper trance. But if these folks had taken the time to appreciate it for what it is, all would be lost. We artists need slightly insenstive, demanding listeners to give us the final nudge, when it comes to the crux time. But I have no regrets, cos by next week I will have Fool - One Day 'Supernova Mix' or uh, something. But still, more discerning listners will enjoy the kind of stunted, chilled vibe of this track. It will always be the original mix, and where would we be if everyone just threw together guaranteed club hits. I will tell you where. Every track will sound the same, and trance will be dead. There will be no real interest in trance cos there will be no more songs. And only bedroom producers licking the balls of the 'big names'. They will shout out mindlessly 'his is huge' whenever they feel the surge of energy from a perfect trancer. But there will be non real substance. Wait, isn't that trance already. Is it not this horribly negative attitude to true artistry that make the scene a laughing stock at times. LOOK, yes, we all know what we want trance to be, but we can't have trance all the time. Trance is a place that must be found, after a bit of searching. That is the sacrifice I have made for trance.
Wtf?
Someone who thought LOL meant lots of love sent a message to someone who's gran had died.
"Sorry about your gran lol"
"Sorry about your gran lol"
Friday, December 17, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
How it started.
DEC 8 2008
Picachu: Is my friend talented? Please just say what YOU think.
I had sent her my myspace page, i'd sent this message to thirty or so random people, from a fake facebook account (Picachu Herber) .
At this moment I had no idea my whole life was about to change. For one thing I had never written lyrics for my music before I met Chevanne.
DEC 12 2008
Chevanne: the girl or boy?
Picachu: huh?
Picachu: what do you mean?
Chevanne: read what u askd!
DEC 13 2008
Picachu: ya well what girl?
Chevanne: oh well she pritty!
Picachu: there's no girl on that link. I wanted you to go to the link, to say what you think of the music. did you do that?
DEC 18 2008
Chevanne: no
Picachu: haha why not?
DEC 19 2008
Picachu: so which one of you is chevanne?
DEC 23 2008
Chevanne: black hair
She had been standing with a blonde girl in her profile pic
Picachu: So is that your best friend? What u think of my new profile pic?
DEC 24 2008
Chevanne: the biscuit thingie'?
I had changed my profile pic to a cartoon picture of Rock Lee from the anime Naruto. In this pic he had been transformed into a ginger bread man by some enemy ninja!
Picachu: yep it's a picture of my friend.
DEC 26 2008
Chevanne: uhem ok
Picachu: yep the one who made the music
Picachu: Y can't I see your profile. Is it cos you have things to hide?
DEC 28 2008
Chevanne: no
Picachu: then why then?
Chevanne: duno
DEC 29 2008
Picachu: listen, im trying to establish if you are pretty
DEC 30 2008
Picachu: ha, this thread's been going a while.
JAN 1 2009
Chevanne: ja, but nt the mst intertaing nw is it?
JAN 2 2009
Picachu: what do you want, im a boy using a fake profile how much more intertaining can it get?
JAN 3 2009
Chevanne: na..
this was when i became in love!
JAN 5 2009
Picachu: so which grade are you in, I havent beeen in high school for years.
Picachu: I'm gonna add u ok? Im kind of a reclusive genius. I hope you dnt mind if I add you from my proper account?
JAN 6 2009
Chevanne: UM I DNT KNW U
PIcachu: Hi my name is wesley, sorry I forgot. anyway it's 2009!
Chevanne u think>? :)
I became more in love!
Picachu:I dnt know what do you mean. think what? I dnt understand.
Chevanne: wht?
Picachu: I liked your other pic, but I see you have a new one.
Chevanne: ja
JAN 7 2009
Picachu: So did you get my friend request?
JAN 8 2009
Picachu: hey I havent heard from u in a while and I was starting to worry about you.
Chevanne: lol, that's nyc?
JAN 9 2009
Picachu: I dunno, it's just been nice hearing from u. It's almost like we have become friends or something. I'm just waiting.
Chevanne: haha ok? Wel im reli tierd.
Picachu: well goodnite. oh did u get my friend request?
JAN 10 2009
Chevanne: npe
Picachu: ok im gonna send it. just remember my name is wesley. Wesley.
Chevanne: I stil dnt hav it
.Picachu: ok wait, it must be cos im on my phone and it's not worjking right. im gonna try again.
Chevanne: ok
Picachu: haha, realy? Ok? u mean u approved it?
Chevanne: no. i neva got it.
JAN 11 2009
Picachu: oh it must be sumthing is wrong with faceb. but i just sent 1 now so check again, maybe u r in luck this time.
Chevanne: stil nt
Picachu: i dnt know what im doing wrong. everytime it says 'a friend request will now be sent to Chevanne' but then it doesn''t :(. Ok im gona try again.
Chevanne: ok bt i havnt got it
Picachu: did u check again?
Chevanne: ja I dnt hav it!
Picachu: Chevanne I dnt know what to say. im really sorry. I honestly sent it. I clicked 'add friend' next to your profile. but nt picachu, wesley, remember?
Chevanne: yes! bt no
This was the last straw! I was now totally in love. I could'nt think straight anymore.
Picachu: maybe it is a problem on their server. I will try again. sometimes these interfaces are nt working properly. understand?
Chevanne: not reli.. bt ok?
Picachu: I've sent another one.
Picachu: ive just read all the facebook help faqs. I just cant figure out what's going wrong.
Chevanne: I dunno then.
Picachu: oh but it's ok . I'm glad at least I can still speak to you. but wait im rather gonna send you a message from my normal facebook. this will be better cos maybe it's a little wierd having another identity.
Chevanne: uhm ja ok?
Well there you have it, that's how I met Chevanne.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
How to be a knob.
How to be a knob?
1. Name your only child 'Kai'
2. When taking a penalty, do a sexy jig, then miss.
It doesn't matter if you go on to win more trophies, you will always have this post to remind you, behind all that, you are a knob. :)
1. Name your only child 'Kai'
2. When taking a penalty, do a sexy jig, then miss.
It doesn't matter if you go on to win more trophies, you will always have this post to remind you, behind all that, you are a knob. :)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
What to do if something breaks.
What to do if something breaks?
When something breaks, think of this.
Think of all the things you were missing.
And all that you could have been doing then.
At the time you were busy with something else.
And then when it's fixed, if it ever gets fixed?
You may find you can live without it, after all.
I wish I could do this with you Chev.
But somehow I think I want to fix you.
Like that clodplay song! I will fix you.
Peace bitches! That was the photo.
My mother and father want to disown me.
Luckily I'm far, far to big to worry about that.
I'll come to York again, this time to kidnap you.
When something breaks, think of this.
Think of all the things you were missing.
And all that you could have been doing then.
At the time you were busy with something else.
And then when it's fixed, if it ever gets fixed?
You may find you can live without it, after all.
I wish I could do this with you Chev.
But somehow I think I want to fix you.
Like that clodplay song! I will fix you.
Peace bitches! That was the photo.
My mother and father want to disown me.
Luckily I'm far, far to big to worry about that.
I'll come to York again, this time to kidnap you.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Wesley Oakes - The Stalker's Soliloquy
She sees herself as a woman.
And she is still her mother's pet.
One day she will be hated more than me.
That is why she hates me.
She was only on fudge for friends.
In the factory everyone knew her name.
But I was the only one who understood.
That is why she hates me so good.
They all hate me because I am me.
A freak, far above the mean.
But you hate me, so, much, you said.
Because once you knew me you never felt fed.
You felt like you had to be free.
That is why you hate me.
And she is still her mother's pet.
One day she will be hated more than me.
That is why she hates me.
She was only on fudge for friends.
In the factory everyone knew her name.
But I was the only one who understood.
That is why she hates me so good.
They all hate me because I am me.
A freak, far above the mean.
But you hate me, so, much, you said.
Because once you knew me you never felt fed.
You felt like you had to be free.
That is why you hate me.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Ten things to do if you want to meet Satan.
10. Smoke break fluid. Chev.
9. Swear at old ladies who walk slow in front of you. Chev.
8. Try bestiality. Chev.
7.Eat candles. Chev.
6. Never apologize even if you are sorry. Chev.
5. Grow long toenails. Chev.
4. Have vodka for breakfast every morning. Chev.
3. Give hardcore porno to children. Like they did to you Chev =P.
2. Use coffee creamer to feed baby. Like they did with you Chev =P.
1. Listen to the radio. Chev.
9. Swear at old ladies who walk slow in front of you. Chev.
8. Try bestiality. Chev.
7.Eat candles. Chev.
6. Never apologize even if you are sorry. Chev.
5. Grow long toenails. Chev.
4. Have vodka for breakfast every morning. Chev.
3. Give hardcore porno to children. Like they did to you Chev =P.
2. Use coffee creamer to feed baby. Like they did with you Chev =P.
1. Listen to the radio. Chev.
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