Ten things to do if you want to meet Satan.

10. Smoke break fluid. Chev.

9. Swear at old ladies who walk slow in front of you. Chev.

8. Try bestiality. Chev.


7.Eat candles. Chev.

6. Never apologize even if you are sorry. Chev.

5. Grow long toenails. Chev.

4. Have vodka for breakfast every morning. Chev.


3. Give hardcore porno to children. Like they did to you Chev =P.

2. Use coffee creamer to feed baby. Like they did with you Chev =P.

1. Listen to the radio. Chev.