Chapter 1

Reprimanding Foci.

One day cricket you say? Why Foci, what is this thing you speak of? From whom did you perceive such a preposterous clomage? You mean to teall me that in this abominable situation, a man is forced to swing without thought, in pursuit of a quick fifty? You are serious when you relay to me that he finds himself in conflict over his shot selection? Why Foci, this is insanity. It is akin to rape, even murder. Oh this is dreadful Foci, what would your dear departed father JF say if he hears you have been mixing with these hoodlums? Please Foci, go upstairs right away and polish the vinyls, this should give you a chance to rid your mind of this nonsense!